Me and Danny ventured to Scotland in the Summer of 2022 to embrace the beautiful scenery of Loch Trool. We (or rather Danny) pitched our tent on the edge of the Loch, after a sweaty, stressful trek from the car park.

Despite marking up our route on a map, it appeared we had absolutely no idea where we were going, which led to a very overwhelming off-road de-tour, blinded by mist and feeling like the mossy ground beneath us was going to swallow me up. (A lot of tears were shed).

After dropping our bags countless times (smashing half of the crate of San Miguel I was juggling- mushy cardboard mixed with glass is not a good combo but I’m no litterbug), hobbling over fallen trees and weaving in and out of soggy branches, we made it to the spot. RELIEF.

I hung my coat on a piece of bark sticking off a nearby tree, which I later discovered had become a hotel for spiders.

Blissfully ignoring the sheer panic I had felt, we laid on a blanket by a quickly put together fire, cracked open a bottle and watched ‘My Mad Fat Diary’ on my iPad, whilst devouring a multipack of Hula Hoops. A nutritious, yet well deserved reward.

The trolley seemed like a good idea until the wheels gave up

After a night of tossing and turning (I have since bought an inflatable camping mat and a better sleeping bag, Bear Grylls WHO???), we unzipped the tent and admired the stillness of the water before discussing how shocked I was that a wild animal didn’t attack us while we slept.

A real life fairy tale

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